Labour are about to persecute individuals for electoral gain. Nice.

Larry Flint once commented of the US Constitution that “if it protects me then you know it will protect you”. (Paraphrased)

Such is the privilege that our brethren enjoy under their “more perfect union”.

Here we have a governing party made up of slackjaws who are careening from one crisis to another and pour vile knee-jerk reactions from every pronouncement. It is like a collection of infants and the mentally retarded try to complete the crossword from the Sun. The retards are frustrated because they don’t understand why it is not finished, know it should be simple but lack the self-awareness to realise they are retards and the children just want to satisfy their base urges by pissing and shitting everywhere and not caring what happens.

After the one-eyed snot-gobbling mentalist fuckmonkey Gordon Brown was politely reminded that while he may be the unelected Head of our pathetic excuse for a government we still have the slightly pesky problem of not being a total fucking dictatorship he had to come up with something. So when he started spouting off his ignorant bullshit about basically stealing the legally held pension of Fred Goodwin in the hope of scoring some cheap love from a UK populace who frequently have wet dreams about him being tom, very slowly, limb from limb by a pack of rabid Chihuahuas he was told that he could not just do that because he was nominally in charge at the moment. You could imagine him shaking his tiny green slime covered fist in impotent rage.

So what happens? The same thing as what always happens when these petty dickheads are thwarted in their attempt to make themselves popular. Harriot the Harpy goes on the telly to announce that if the law has frustrated their attempts at illiberal, dictator-like thievery then the law has to change. They are actually suggesting that they introduce a law to specifically remove the legal property of an individually named person and to make it retrospective.

The British Crown did less to inspire Larry’s forefathers to form their United States in the first place.

Think about this for a minute. What this means is that this lot are willing to pass legislation to give themselves powers that will allow them to remove legal property from anyone who they think may be sufficiently hated by the people to swing a few votes their way. And more worrying is that while the head of LTSB and HBOS have fared little better than Goodwin they are not being hounded because it suited the Government to spin this story to hush up the Bank of England criticising the way that the head-case Brown has speak tackled this country into the dirt.

They created this row and now they are proposing to “end” it by passing a bill to persecute a single subject of the Crown.

And what is more distressing is that the party who claims to stick up for the rights of the individuals are joining in with this shit. Had the Tories been sharper at this the narrative would have been that Brown is inescapably at the head of this crisis and that he is the one that has brought us here. But instead they are bleating about CCTV cameras being paid for by the bank. Tory MPs should be setting fire to themselves in the chamber to protest at the abuse of power by this fantasist bunch of student politicians who have been out of their depth since 1997 and who now should be forced to go to prison for their crimes against the country. But instead they let them away with it again and again.

Having said that I know a piece of legislation that they could pass that would make them very popular and allow them to claim legitimacy in government.

We need a law that says the Queen should call the entire PLP to the Palace. There she informs each one at a time that if he or she makes it to Admiralty Arch at the end of the Mall they may stay in Government. She then has the guard release them one at a time.

Lining the route will be a crowd selected from the populace armed with bats, stones, half-bricks and belts. Any Labour MP making it to Prescott’s grace-and-favour apartment on foot and lives has clearly earned the right to govern.

Note: I am aware that the larceny conducted by the PLP means that some have a standard of living such that they would expire running from the gate to Victoria’s statue but that just means those at the end of the Mall will have the pleasure of the real fighters to dispatch. Like Darwinism for thieving bastard politicians.